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May 14th, 2005 (03:51 am)
current song: O.K. With My Decay

the 20 reasons you are such a fuckin' dork, rinse and repeat

(boldly stolen from glower_power)

1. I have a stuffed rat named Lenny, who sits on my head when I'm sad.

2. I have Rick Springfield's entire catalogue on Vinyl (except:
Shock/Denial/Anger/Acceptance--I only have that on CD, it's new!)

3. I think Babe--Pig in the City is a really deep film.

4. I will call a Friend as far away as VEGAS to make sure my SMALLVILLE
gets taped on Wednesdays.

5. I own more Comic Books than a woman about to turn 35, should.

6. I have never owned a car, and did not get my license until I was 23 years old

7. I have a clear shower curtain, so I can see the Monsters when they come for me,
I don't close my eyes when I wash my hair.

8. "Don't You Forget About me" from The Breakfast Club soundtrack...still puts a lump
in my throat.

9. I have been smoking for 20 years....I still don't smoke in front of my Parents.
Can go a week without one if I am visiting them.

10. I have a little glass vial filled with the withered leaves from the mistletoe
Christopher Carter Whatley kissed me under X-mas of 1986...it was an
Unrequited love, and I cornered him in the High School hallway.

11. The only fan letter I ever wrote and MAILED was to Andy Gibb.
(I saw him on the Mandrel Sister's variety show, singing SHADOW DANCER)

12. I have one to Ricky Schroeder that I never mailed, in a box somewhere.
(it's a Q&A in #2 pencil, quite the young journalist was i)

13. I still have my Pac-Man lunch box.
(in mint condition, because that was the year
I realised the cool kids brought brown paper bags)

14. "El Paso" is probably STILL my favourite song of all time.
(since I was 7 years old)

15. In 1982 I voted for Steve Perry, Oh Sherry--
On MTVs Friday Night Video Fights.

16. I know all the words to "The Last Unicorn" Theme song.

17. I like the original cut of Blade Runner better...I have my cherished VHS
copy leaning against my TV even now.

18. I carry crayons and balloons on me at all times.

19. I've only seen THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW on video.

20. I like to know the Letter and the Number of the Day......Before I go to work.
I sing along to Lady Bug Pic-Nic. (oops, that's 21.)


Posted by: emily (tugena13)
Posted at: May 14th, 2005 09:57 am (UTC)

i totally identify with numbers 8 and 9.

although 19? i'm a giant dork because i have seen it a zillion times, travel to other states to perform it, and go to conventions. GIANT. DORK.

Posted by: Red Lipstick & Green Ink (ginger931)
Posted at: May 14th, 2005 10:18 am (UTC)
Dork is in the Eye of the Beholder.
The Sisters

And the older we get?
The more we realise, that was our own eye all along.

Now we can wave that flag proudly.

*laughs and laughs and goes to bed*

Posted by: Disophy (disophy1)
Posted at: May 14th, 2005 12:06 pm (UTC)
Before I go to work

....but not necessarily my work schedule.

Posted by: hairypolack (hairypolack)
Posted at: May 14th, 2005 05:46 pm (UTC)

You didnt know Rick Springfield had his own filmation cartoon show!!!!!

Posted by: Red Lipstick & Green Ink (ginger931)
Posted at: May 17th, 2005 08:42 am (UTC)
*yanks your collar*
Catwoman 2

Tell Me More.

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Posted by: Red Lipstick & Green Ink (ginger931)
Posted at: May 17th, 2005 08:34 am (UTC)
Unicorns Never Regret.
The Sisters

"When the last eagle flies over the last crumbling mountain,
And the last Lion roars into the last dusty fountain

You can look into the sky
Through the clouds a path is torn....

You can see her
Watch her sparkle..........
She's the Last Unicorn."

could be off, been more than a decade since I've seen it......too.

Some ideas stick.


In the end..........
She valued her regret more than anything.

Posted by: Pumping Iron Hearts (woundedmarigold)
Posted at: May 15th, 2005 12:07 am (UTC)

Although I don't have a clear shower curtain, I frequently open and close my curtains while I'm in there. I get paranoid when I hear or think I see "something." I also don't close my eyes for the "Monsters."

Posted by: Red Lipstick & Green Ink (ginger931)
Posted at: May 17th, 2005 08:25 am (UTC)

Get One!


(loving you even more...is that possible?)

Posted by: Coffee Shop Whore (skidspoppe)
Posted at: May 15th, 2005 03:56 am (UTC)

I just like the fact I'm responsible for not one, but TWO of the things on that list!

Posted by: Red Lipstick & Green Ink (ginger931)
Posted at: May 17th, 2005 08:06 am (UTC)
Holy Shit...

You SO are.


Posted by: Coffee Shop Whore (skidspoppe)
Posted at: May 18th, 2005 01:32 am (UTC)
Re: Indeed.....

My pleasure...

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