December 7th, 2005


Fun Seasonal Crap!!! (Thanks SDX)

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Friday I gave lsdtestanimal a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In May I pulled amy_nanowrimo's hair (-5 points). Last Saturday I didn't flush (-1 points). In October I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In August I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-40 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!


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Smirky G!

Now that's more like it! (Thanks mezaway via gev)

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.

In February, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In January, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In July, I recruited [info]slagmonkey as a new cultist (30 points). In March, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In April, I sacrificed [info]lolliejean to Cthulhu (500 points). Last week, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-380 points) and deserve to be left to whimper as my mind shatters before the vision of your greatness.

Your humble and obedient servant,

Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!

But of Course!

It's been 80 degrees around these parts all Fall, and Winter...

Thelonious gets out of Rehab, and it drops to bellow freezing.


That's my Austin.

::bangs head::

Undaunted, I have plenty of scarves and gloves and layers and leather.
I still derive an odd masochistic thrill, from the cold tearing through me
on my Scooter...little gold Thelonious.

It's so much fun to get warm, afterwards.